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New Fake Members and their Fake E-mail Addresses

Judy Lightsleeper	whatareyoudoingup@thistime.co.uk
James Beatnik	whereits@daddio.com
Alan Mutual	rightback@you.com
Damian Blobby	imnotf@imjustbigboned.co.uk
Jon Newcarpet	wipefeetonm@beforeentering.co.uk
Don Turkeyburger	lessf@thanbeef.co.uk
Ralph Cateract	dontstare@thesun.co.uk

You could become a real member and keep me from making up this sillyness. I won't post anyones E-Mail addresses except my own. The above addresses are fake. If you'd like to add something to this page, or, if you have any comments or suggestions,
please send me an E-mail.

About this Internet Club

I am studying HTML(WebSite) programming and this is part of an assignment. I've been having trouble thinking of what to use this 'club' for, so I decided to publish some amateur poetry and give others a chance to as well. I also have some websites that I like which will be updated frequently? If you have some poetry, short stories, words, etc. you might just be able to get published on this prestigious website. You can submit your own original work or someone elses, or someone elses as your own, or your own work as someone elses. Have fun and remember NO NONSENSE

THE POET'S CORNER
Welcome to the corner! I'd like to rent a nice hall with some chairs,tables, bar, jazz-band etc. But for now this corner will do.

THE POETRY CORNER THEME MUSIC, (C) 2000 R.Ramsden.

click for free-form midi jazz optimized for FM synthesis. Note: you must have a soundcard to hear this music.
I guess I must start things off with one of my own.

THIS POEM SUCKS!

I'd Like to tell you something interesting to make you stop and ponder,
I'd like to recall a witty anecdote to make you grow more fonder,
But again, it seems my friend that we've ran out of luck,
I'd like to entertain you but this poem sucks!

This poem, this poem, this poem sucks! You'd like to turn it off but your a lazy %$£@. I wrote it to traditional blues chords just especially to make you bored. I'm sorry to be so cheesy but I'd like to take it easy now.
I'm glad that's finished. If you can write as good as that or better than that please submit your writings to the e-mail links on this site.
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Hot Web Sites

The following sites are highly recommended:

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FAQ: The World Wide Web

HTML Bad Style Page

High Five Award Page

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The Latest from Microsoft

Netscape's Ever-changing Home Page

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Internet Club Members can send their contributions via E-Mail. Please ensure that your membership number and password appear on the first line of the E-mail message. Not all contributions will be published - the editor's decision is final; but please keep your contributions brief and topical.

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